Top 5 Pop-Culture-Inspired Things I Can't Stop Myself From Doing Impulsively

"I'll explain everything to the geeks!" claims The National in song. I will not. You have to figure these out for yourselves (although geeks will likely do the same as at least one of these).

5) When I hear or see the word "exterminate" (or extermination or any of its roots), I must say "EXTERMINATE!" in a rising tone in a slightly robotic voice. I'm terrible at doing the voice, but that doesn't stop me.

4) If I hear of a riot, or see news of a riot, I must say, "Let em riot. We're Sonic-Fuckin-Death-Monkey!"

3) When I hear the words, "the greater good," I have to repeat them in a monotone.

2) When I hear the word "abide," I have to say, "The dude abides." I know. A little populist. What can I say?

1) When I hear the song Carribean Queen by Billy Ocean, I must scream "THE CLEANSING RAIN!"